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(992) Poveri Barman

also Barman they shoulder heavy crosses. Here is a collection from Comande Impossible

Quelli che combattono il calore d'agosto

Oggi tutte cioccolate calde con la panna e te caldi e siamo al 15 agostooooooooooo,,,

Quelli che si esprimono chiaramente

Cliente: "Boh, cummenti fiada.. un CIABATTA .. boh..."
Barman: "Come scusa? Non ti ho sentito..."
Cliente: "Un CIABATTA ... o cumment'ei"
Barman: "Guarda sinceramente non ricordo la ricetta... Sai cosa c'è dentro??"
Cliente: "Green is"
Barman: "Ah, maybe a Green Jamaica"
Customer: "Eh ... cuddu!"
Barman: "D"

Those who do not make your

"A geraister redbull"
"How?"
"What you did to him"
"Ah, a Jagermeister and Redbull"

Those that leave you puzzled

"A boy had the courage to ask disinfectant .... "

Those" Ah, it's all clear "

" Hello, sorry, can I have a ginzosa much ice? "

Those burned by the drug

A customer with a textbook education (did not he go):" Let me, however, the fruit ... I recommend it ... let me no green jamaica "

Those who want one thing but another sort

[a customer orders] "A free jamaica non-alcoholic cocktails and a" special "... or a long island ice tea "

The barman pours all products, passes to the mixer, pour into a glass and then take the Coke is the top ... The customer looks at him really angry "Ohhh did I tell you iced tea!"

Those creative

"I do myrtle gin sambuca Spearmint and cointreau? .. sorry but this cocktail has a name? "
" Yes. crap called "

Those that mathematics

During a free drink to a customer supercazzola:
CUSTOMER: I do 3, 4 white and strawberry?
BARMAN: "How many?"
CUSTOMER: "3"
BARMAN: "There were 4?"
CLIENT: whites "
BARMAN:" 3 white? "
CUSTOMER:" 4 ... "
BARMAN:" Do you want 4, 3 white and strawberry? "
CUSTOMER:" no ... "
BARMAN:" do not want strawberry? "
Customer: Yes!
BARMAN: "ah ok, you want 3, 4 white and strawberry?"
CUSTOMER: "exact"
BARMAN: "perfect ..."

Those who are influenced by friends

CUSTOMER: "I make a strawberry vodka?"

BARMAN: "Sure," ... shows him the bottle Sermeq Strawberry ...

BARMAN: "With ice?"

Customer: "Yes please"

The barman pours ... and serves ... the type a bit 'confused' Thank you ... "

BARMAN:" Thank you! "

friend arrives, look at the glass, whispers something ... And the guy turns around "I'm sorry ... there is little strawberry!"

Those "I'm with the hippos"

hello hippo a mojito ... I make him a regular mojito xk nn I really understood. . comes back and tells me .. k nn hippo was at that point the kiedo mojito hippo and what it meant to spare me ...................... .. GREEN APPLE wanted a good APPLE MOJITO

Those changes ...

Hello I would do a mojito without mint and rum, but vodka and strawberry? caipiroska then you want a strawberry? no! I want a mojito without mint and rum, but vodka and strawberry! Sensational!

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